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ivettehomestuck:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

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deanleysen:

I always wonder about that.

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haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

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Hounds of Baskerville
Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
Sherlock: lol I don't care
Henry: HOUND
Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon
Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
John: town
Sherlock: let's go
Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
Townsman: fuck you I did tho
John: lol I get 50 quid for free
Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
John: I am a captain
Sherlock: trolololol
Sherlock: rabbit
Stapleton: rabbit
John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?
Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
Sherlock: kthanks
John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
Sherlock:
John: Your coat
Sherlock:
John: stop being attractive
Sherlock:
John: I meant mysterious
Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY
John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in
Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
Sherlock: alcoholdl
John: you're having an emotion
Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
John: you're raving like a monkey on acid
Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
Frankland: just casually ruining everything
John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
Sherlock: john
John:
Sherlock: john
John:
Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.
John:
Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
John: okay.
Sherlock: insults.
Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
John: crying
Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
John: therapist danger shit
Sherlock: TO THE MOORS
Henry: fuck this shit I'm out
Sherlock: DEDUCTIONS
Moriarty: BOO
Frankland: JOKES JUST ME
Dog: HOUND
John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
Moriarty: SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK
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elliotexplicit:

dudultv:

thekreid:

I love this

WITH ANIMATION YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!

This rocks my socks.

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queeneli128:

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rancidinsomnia:

loveit-dreamit-liveitx:

because pitbulls are so terrible right?….

hes so satisfied with himself that little butt

pitbulls are the best dogs go away

HE F***ING SMILES

And it’s one of those “Got ya!” grins too

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sextiment:

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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

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ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

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